Our brain boxes are clocking overtime for various reasons. Therefore, we haven’t had much time for wordsmithing. Fortunately, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, and those other crazy bastards from ‘30 Rock’ have the freedom to wordsmith full time. Even with our 36 hour a day schedules, we make time to watch what they’ve come up with. So in honor of their genius, and in lieu of our laziness, we are straight up stealing. We give you the meanings of these approved terms by definition. ‘30 Rock’ totally crushes…

“I love this cornbread so much; I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant!”-Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock

Ok, now take out the cornbread, put in a Roku, and Mr. Jordan and I share the exact same sentiment about inanimate objects…

Why ‘Trick R Treat’ was never released in theaters is beyond me. Were they afraid of the heavyweight box office Halloween champs, i.e., what the ‘Saw’ franchise has become? I personally believe that ‘Trick R Treat’ would have been a welcome addition to the choices movie goers had on all Hallows’ Eve…

How on earth will the establishment explain forcing mandatory flu vaccinations on people? They won’t. They will not bother. They will threaten, coerce, and bully (starting with healthcare workers, until nearly everyone agrees to have themselves injected with God knows what…

I have no words, but it does make me want to punch her really hard where her fontanelle could still be forming…

Sometimes cutting edge borders right along insane. And if you’re reading this, you must admit how hard it is to resist the dangerously beautiful and twisted…

What we want you to do is click on the pic at the end of this post and listen to a guy ordering a pizza. We want you to do it because we think you may be spending too much time overlooking the fact that your freedoms are still being compromised…