Food. One of the last surviving vestiges of American excess. We have so much food in this country that we’re running out of ways to prepare it. Well… almost…

I have no words, but it does make me want to punch her really hard where her fontanelle could still be forming…

Yeah you tell us…

The ‘Idiocracy’ section- strike that- this entire zine was created on account of many similar ideals that were also used as a premise for a movie of the same name. If you’ve seen Idiocracy and loved it, but also truly “got it” (for lack of a better term), you know what we mean…

The weather’s nice and we’re in a good mood. Here’s a photo that shows how WTF? doesn’t have to be all bad. We love this photo. LOVE IT. We have no clue what’s going and don’t want one…

Someone should have been asking this question years ago…

what is Fergie doing there? She’s like Where’s Waldo- the vampire slut edition…