Ninjacation- n. State of being. When someone who is a genius otherwise, drops the ball on something of unimportance.

Ex: Though she built a new stereo out of three old ones, she couldn’t seem to remember where her keys were. Clearly her brain went on ninjacation when the project was completed.

Bloodrain- A party you would not have attended had you known the hosts were planning to eat you (either physically or emotionally).

Ex: Chad met his in-laws during Christmas dinner, but left early when he realized that his wife’s mother was hosting a bloodrain.

Bling Cap- n. Imposing a limit to the amount of jewelry or extravagance a person should expose.

Ex: The CEO’s of the big three automakers who arrived in DC on jets asking for bailout money, were too arrogant to realize what any welfare recipient would know. Asking the government for money requires an enormous bling cap.

Ridicobot- n. Someone behaving in a way that is so stupid, that they must be on autopilot…like a ridiculous robot.

Ex: I need a new job because this company is run by a train load of ridicobots.

J-Runk- adj. (Juggernaut Drunk) Being so overwhelmingly drunk, that you become an inexorable force that crushes everything in its path.

Ex: She was so j-runk she threw a bottle at the movie screen, then walked out into the lobby and smacked the girl behind the snack counter, after she took a piss in the hallway trashcan.

Piste-n. (Pronounced pis-tee) When you are so high on mushrooms you can’t form the o and the l to pronounce pistol.

Ex: Stay right there you fother muckin byatches! I’m about to pull out my piste and drape a cap over someone’s ass!

Vogueicitis-n. The inability to stop vogueing even after 1990 called and said ‘Quit it!’.

Ex: We were dancing to madonna’s new song ‘She’s Not Me’ and Juan was stricken with vogueicitis until we stared at him so hard our eyes hurt.

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