From:    carita@judgementalzine.com
Subject:     Um…
Date:     February 11, 2009 1:45:05 PMGMT-07:00
To:     christie@judgementalzine.com

…what is Fergie doing there? She’s like Where’s Waldo- the vampire slut edition. It looks like something Vanity Fair would do/ pay for. But why was Fergidipshit invited? Everyone in the shot has had a legitimate job accept Waldo. If I were Judi Dench I would’ve put my cigarette out in her hair and kicked her in the spine before storming out. What an insult inviting fake vampire slut. Look at it again! They’re all statuesque and regal. She looks like the 18th most popular contestant on Rock of Love. She obviously made a deal with Satan.

*”Nine” image courtesy The Weinstein Company

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