We think we speak for everyone when we say….this year was a bitch! We got a president who was NOT raised on an estate; a powerful woman who busted her ass only to end up as a secretary, a pop star who stopped flashing her vadge and finally figured out that it’s ok to be batshit crazy, just not fat; and saw that art really is life, as we watched an entire country’s overall vote be swayed by a comedy sketch show. Phew! Are you tired? ‘Cuz we’re exhausted!

We’re going into the New Year with a brand new attitude. This past year has shown us that change is not only inevitable, it’s downright fun! Tonight we’re going to get reeeeally drunk and when we come to, we’re going to saddle 2009 and ride it ‘til ALL are dreams come true (don’t worry, we’ll put a condom on it first). We’re officially suggesting that you do the same and hope that you and your friends put your heads together and do great things! When you do it, give us a holla and we’ll tell the world! Just like us, you guys f-ing rock! Salud!

Get ‘er done y’all! Salud!

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