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10. The only time you’ve ever used the word “determined” was in regard to getting revenge on your ex.
9. You never believed that SAT’s were sexually transmitted.
8. Your parents bought your high school diploma.
7. Your answer to the guidance counselor was that you really see yourself with blonde streaks in the future.
6. You refuse to submit your loan apps until at least one of your kid’s father’s are released from prison.
5. Ten miles from your Ivy League school is where you buried the first 5 co-eds and really think you’ve found your niche.
4. You once dropped out because all of the students in your “Principles of Transgender History” class shopped at Old Navy.
3. You intend to prove that Al Qaeda is responsible for global warming… if there is such a thing.
2. You have no clue which major you chose, but your first semester wardrobe is complete- including undergarments.
1. You believe that your attendance is guaranteed success. George W. only showed up 1/2 the time and he’s a hell of a guy.

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