Upon seeing the trailer of BitchSlap I was giddy with the anticipation of such an offering for my cinematic viewing pleasure. I figured even if it was horrible, it would still be entertaining with its over the top title and titillating (literally) content…

Edgeplay: A Film about the Runaways by Vickie Tischler-Blue, a former Runaways bassist, is much closer to the Runaways former reality than the new Runaways film, and told by the band members themselves…

Before introducing the artist, it should be noted that despite his foremost subject matter of choice, the term “chubby chaser” will not be used. I have also grown tired of the term “BBW”, as labels in general freak me out. I will say that if you’re hot, you’re hot; though it seems that society’s need to establish what “hot” is tends to exclude those of us who are “sufficiently padded”…

I am no doctor, nor am I a scientist, but due to the many nameless experiences I’ve enjoyed throughout my youth, I do know a quality drug pusher when I meet one. They are generally calm; sometimes even graceful. They are not opposed to using their own product, but rarely abuse it. Above all, they are confident in the product. They do not concern themselves with whether or not you need the product, or how it may affect you. Their concern is your ability to pay…

The Gossip is back- bigger and better than ever! They worked tirelessly year after year in the trenches of art and music and now- they are platinum bitches. They’ve added bass guitarist Chris Sutton (formerly of Narcotic Sound System) and have officially crossed over into the big time. We couldn’t be happier (*sniff*)!…

Food. One of the last surviving vestiges of American excess. We have so much food in this country that we’re running out of ways to prepare it. Well… almost. The website ‘This Is Why You’re Fat (Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks)’ proves that there is always one more thing you probably haven’t tried…

Our brain boxes are clocking overtime for various reasons. Therefore, we haven’t had much time for wordsmithing. Fortunately, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, and those other crazy bastards from ‘30 Rock’ have the freedom to wordsmith full time. Even with our 36 hour a day schedules, we make time to watch what they’ve come up with. So in honor of their genius, and in lieu of our laziness, we are straight up stealing. We give you the meanings of these approved terms by definition. ‘30 Rock’ totally crushes…